Joe Fridays Freaky Deaky Beat

If you know Me well, you know well-done detective/police/crime shows and books make Me tingle all over.

{I know what you’re wishing}   😉

One of the T.V. show police drama pioneers was “Dragnet”.  Shows like “Dragnet” often begin with an introduction like this:

“THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS TRUE.  THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT.”

Other true crime-inspired shows may start off something like this:

“THIS STORY, THOUGH FICTION, IS BASED UPON REAL EVENTS.  ALL NAMES, DATES, SITUATIONS, AND PLACES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO HIDE THE ACTUAL PEOPLE’S IDENTITIES.”

Well, something I came across on the web motivated Me to talk about what I saw so…..here goes….

“My name is Goddess Marquesa A.K.A. Lady Krystal Mesmer…Some call Me Mistress.  I’m a Hypnotic Dominatrix.  I carry a pendant, a whip, handcuffs, and other tantalizing toys.

“The time was recently.  I was patroling the web scouring the internet scene for intriguing erotica.

I found a website called, “BUYPERVERTEDVIDEOS.FU”.

Personal experiences and certain firsthand accounts I’ve come across reveal that many well-established Dommes have had problems with certain payments processors, credit card companies, or video sharing sites deeming Their creations as dangerous, pornographic, brainwashing, and so on.

I was curious about what the BUYPERVERTEDVIDEOS.FU website decided was acceptable content.

“As I examined the site, I found that one of the displays on this site is owned by somebody called, Muffy Mantrap.

Muffy calls herself a Hypn0Thea Vampire.

Mantrap offers a series of videos most of which focus upon her sparkling, gem-studded teeth.  In some of her video descriptions, Muffy Mantrap says she’ll show you:

“”Watch me hypn0tically hamstring and take My soon to be t0rmented subverted sloth so deeply into trance that I can place My tantalizing, terrifying teeth right onto his eyelids.”

“”you cannot resist looking at Me as I make My pathetic prawn hypn0thrall quiver and beg for mercy with My fiendishly fascinating fangs exquisitely pressing excruciatingly into his eyeball.  YUMMY!!!“`”

“”I am so gorgeous and sexy, you’ll wish you were lucky enough to be My bamboozzled, brain drained buffoon.

Hear Me laugh at him whimpering and screaming as I pull out his eyelashes with My teeth and tongue ring.

I don’t know what this hypn0weenie’s crying about as he runs home to mommy dearest he calls his girlfriend.  I told him I would do this to him.”

“”Yes, that’s delicious, darling Me you must keep on watching Me while I’m maliciously carving My name into one of

My lucrative losers with My cruel canines.”

WOW!

“My conclusion, apparently all it takes to not get content red flagged is misspell words connected to hypnosis by

using an old spammers trick of substituting a 0 (hypn0sis) for the letter o [hypnosis].  Once that’s done, it seems

the content creator/provider can put up whatever whack-a-doodle recordings they can come up with.

“FASCINATING” Yes?

And here’s My little slice of interrogation for ya today:

“HAVE You/you EVER COME ACROSS ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET Y/you COULD NOT BELIEVE GOT APPROVED?  IF SO, AND IF IT’S NOT SOMETHING ILLEGAL, (involving minors, animals or young children) MENTION WHAT IT WAS.”

I’d be very curious.