Out of kilterIf you are going to cross dress, you must do it with a certain pride and panache.
That’s what makes the so-called “Utilikilt” so disturbing. It offers neither. Just a way for a man to wear a skirt while kidding himself.
Here is a delightfully opinionated piece on the whole subject: http://shoeblogs.com/2012/06/23/there-are-few-words-more-depressing-than-utilikilt/
There’s a big difference between a Utilikilt and the real thing. Witness Sean Connery, a man whose calves are no laughing matter. Cruise him and Sean is likely to deck you.
You run no such risk with Utilikilt wearers. Consider what a whole Utilikilt line might look like.
First, the Utilikilt bra . . . with loops for hammers, pliers and screwdrivers.
- Next, Utilikilt panties. Heavy-duty Kevlar with French lace trim in desert camo. If people are going to peek, let’s give them something to peek at.
- Then there are stay-up stockings to keep legs warm in the winter and protect against the sun in summer.
- And, finally, Utiliheels. Kicky three-inch pumps with steel toes for on-the-job-protection.
Now, today’s question. Are you Utilikilt material? Or do you prefer something softer and more feminine?
